The Pride and The Shame
Disclaimer: Any Darkwing characters I mention belong to Disney. All
other characters are so being mine, Ricia's and so not being yours.
Got it? Good. Let's move on.
Thanks to: Oh where to begin. Aero for helping me create Ricia Fedora
at The Old Haunt, John for listening to my ramblings about the watch
and helping me sort out some stuff, Douglas Adams for inventing the
term "Professor of Chronology", Renee and Chris for the whole Ricia
image and The Viscount for the gift of the pocketwatch.
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"All the time in the world"
"All the time in the world"
"Mom?? Dad??"
"MOM? DAD?"
Ricia Fedora woke with a start. Her pounding heartbeat keeping steady
time with the hundreds of clocks surrounding her. Clocks set to every
time zone. All moving forward steadily. Ricia slipped out of bed and
walked quietly to the kitchen for some coffee. "Just a nightmare."
She sank to the floor. So long ago. It happened so long ago. She
didn't want to remember. She closed her eyes and listened to the
ticking. The beautiful ticking always soothed her nerves. The phone
rang disturbing her meditation.
"Hello?....No, sir I realize what time it is, I was....Yes I like my
job very much...I...but...I'll be right down." She hung up the phone
and sighed. The Dean of Saint Canard University was a small man.
Small in stature, mind, ideas, generousity, heart among various other
things. Ricia made a face at the phone and went to get ready for
work.
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"Okay. Now if we combine chrotons and electrons in a steady flux what
will be the result?" Ricia said to the group of college students
sitting in front of her. They stared at her like deer caught in
headlights. Ricia sighed. Thank Chronos it was Friday. She looked at
the clock. Five minutes to go. "Okay, I'm tired, you're tired, just
read the chapter next time, okay?" Students mumbled and nodded and
filed out of the room" Ricia flopped down on her chair and stared at
her ceiling. She didn't hear the door open.
"Ah. Professor Fedora. Slacking off I see."
Groan. Not him. Not now. Ricia kept her eyes glued to the ceiling on
the off chance he'd think she was dead.
"Professor Fedora!!!"
Damn.
"Yes Dean? May I help you?", Ricia asked in a polite tone.
The Dean scowled. His opinion of Ricia Fedora was a well broadcasted.
He thought she was arrogant and didn't know her place. Mostly he
thought chronology was a waste of time science. This was because he
couldn't profit from it. He had tried threatened to cut off her
funding but she seemed not to care one way or the other. Infuriating
woman.
"Fedora, your class ends at 4:45, not 4:40!", he yelled at her. He
didn't really care when she let her students out. He just needed a
reason to chew her out.
Ricia looked at him like he was a three year old. "I'll try to
remember that. Now if you're quite done, I have a date."
"With who?"
"With me."
The dean turned and gawked. Standing in the door was a elder duck.
His hair had long gone gray, but his eyes still possessed most of
their youthful sparkle. The dean made some strange straggled noises
and walked out. The second he left Ricia started to laugh. "Oh Ian!
That was priceless! His face!" Ian Featherton, her father's eldest
friend and Ricia's honorary uncle chuckled, "He had it coming. Course
now the rumors will fly"
Ricia shrugged. "Let them. Nobody respects me around here anyway."
Ian smiled sadly at her and placed a hand on her shoulder. "C'mon
let's go to dinner."
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Ian wiped his face with his napkin "So Ricia, how are you doing these
days?"
Ricia flinched. Here it came.
"Any men in your mind?"
Bullseye!
Ricia blushed and fidgeted. "Um...Uncle Ian I don't have time for
that. I've got my students and my studies."
"Ricia, this is important. You know a new generation of Fedoras must
be born! You're the last one..."
Ricia cut him off. "I know that! Don't you think I realize the
importance of having a kid? Dad told me all the stories and explained
what will happen if I don't continue the bloodline!" Ricia closed her
eyes and saw her father standing there. "Now, Bright Eyes, our family
is very important. We need to keep time going forward. Our
pocketwatch will keep everything going steady. And our bloodline
will go on forever. Right my daughter? But don't worry. You have all
the time in the world. All the time in the world."
"Ricia? Ricia, are you alright?" Ian stared at her with concern.
Ricia's eyes flew open and she looked in shock at Ian. "I'm...I'm
fine. I'm fine. I need to go. I've got papers to grade." She
stumbled out of her chair and fled the restaurant.
She walked to her apartment, mind spinning. Suddenly a gang of thugs
surrounded her. Ricia backed away a little. Where was that stupid
vigalante Darkwing Duck when you needed him. Probably stopping
Quackerjack from taking over the city with exploding Super-balls or
something. The leader of the gang spoke up.
"Hello, beautiful. Nice night isn't it? Now be a good little girl
and give us your money."
Little girl? She was probably five years his senior. She reached
into her jacket pocket. She never carried a purse if she could help
it. "I don't have money but I do have this." She pulled out a gold
pocketwatch. The thugs took a step towards her then there was a
green flash. Ricia looked tiredly at the now frozen thugs. She shook
her head. Not frozen just ahead of the rest of time. She chuckled as
a cloud of blue smoke appeared.
"I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the rusty gears that
stop your clock! I am Darkwing Duck!!!"
Ricia nodded respectfully. "Mister Darkwing." She swept a hand
towards the criminals. "They're all yours." She walked away leaving
a baffled Darkwing to collect the seemingly imobile thieves.
End of Part One
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